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yet another foolish programmer amused by the pointless arrow of time and speaking out his insane mind loudly

PHP love poem

[sourcecode language='PHP']$timeWaiting = 0;
while (!$you->near($me)) {
$me->thinkAbout($you);

switch (true) {
case $timeWaiting < 5:
$me->wait($you);
break;

case $timeWaiting < 10:
$me->worry();
break;

case $timeWaiting < 20:
$me->lookFor($you);
break;

case $timeWaiting < 40:
$me->worry();
$me->lookFor($you);
break;

case $timeWaiting < 80:
$me->worry();
$me->cry();
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
break;

case $timeWaiting < 160:
$me->worry();
$me->cry();
$me->drink();
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->thinkAbout($you);
$me->thinkAbout($you);
$me->cry();
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->drink();
$me->drink();
break;

default:
throw new CantLiveWithoutYou();
die(“alone”);
}[/sourcecode]

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  1. [...] Either way, I think my poem is at least more uplifting than this other PHP love poem I found. [...]

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